The Merchant Hotel
With Misty Waters Music Festival just around the corner, our organizers took some time out of our busy schedule and started using the names of the bands that will be performing, into jokes.
Very bad jokes, and a few great ones that you are free to use when you attend the festival on 27 – 29 April, 2018 @ Lake Umuzi, Secunda.
We’re going SKINNEE ‘til SUNRISE
Do you think it’s gonna be in a BLACK HARBOUR
Weet jy waar JAN BLOHM?
He’s probably riding the TIDAL WAVES with blue man DAN
Ek wil my huis bou uit STONES en GOLD
with BLACKWOOD floors of FREDA
Maar het jy gesien hoe mooi KOOS KOMBUIS werk doen
but he leaves THEM all DIRTY when he’s done
Either way I’m feeling all DANDIES
so I fired a GUNSHOT ’til everyone went BLUE
Sien jy waar DEON BAK-IS, hy het my perde gesteel.
Did you see the BLACK CAT digging up BONES like a dog?
Autumn is coming, we gotta MIST that MILK to make that Cappuccino
Whilst listening to classical BACCH, all of US together with my friend NEL
We’ll all scream out that WE ARE CHARLIE’s children
so we’ll GO BAREFOOT to the pub as if we are KINGS
And meet up with ou PIET, he’s from BOTHAville
Hy skree but I’m from THE CAPITALS city
Ek trek liewers na SUTHERLAND
Daar ontmoet ek al die NATIVEs, want hulle is YOUNG
Die een bra is BAD, sy naam is PETER met ‘n lang TOU
Hy vra is jou naam SANNIE, want jy’s ‘n FOX
Sy sê nee loop maar, ek’s saam GEORGE
His face went SCARLOTTE and his WILL went cold
It’s so cold that ALBERT could FROST brrrrr
I’m gonna need my STRAIT JACKAL
It’s time to say goodBYE, BENECO
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